Caffeinated. Sarcastic. Dangerously Relatable. The “Coffee, Because murder is wrong” tee isn’t just a funny line — it’s a mood. For those mornings when caffeine is the only thing keeping society safe, this shirt speaks volumes (so you don’t have to).
Perfect for espresso addicts, passive-aggressive professionals, or anyone who treats their morning brew like a personality trait. It’s snarky, stylish, and surprisingly comfy — just like you.
Product Features:
Premium heavy cotton – breathable, soft, long-lasting
Classic unisex cut – relaxed and flattering
Ribbed collar – holds shape over time
Shoulder tape for durability
Seamless design for a smooth, clean look
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30C / 90F)
Tumble dry low
Do not iron the print
No bleach or dry cleaning
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
